Well, it all started because I was just an average ogre trying to survive in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring magical creatures. But here I am, proving that even this humble ogre can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down… Read More

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work during minimum wage. Shrek's dreaming of retirement, but with mandatory overtime and zero time off, it seems like a lifetime away. That tried to … Read More